Hey Reader, I love my dad, but that man gives directions like he's Alexander Mackenzie*! (*The Canadian equivalent of Lewis and Clark, for all y'all Americans.) "Go left at the red house with the purple brick that you won't see until you've already driven past it and look back in your rear view mirror." "Get off the highway when you smell the cinnamon buns from the bakery I went to on Sundays with my grandma as a kid." "Walk straight for 4km until you see the pine tree with green-ish blue...